Thursday, September 17, 2009

An Open Letter

Dear Squirrels in My Neighborhood,

I understand that it's that time of year when you need to collect and store up nuts and such for the winter.  I would like to warn of you a little creature that lives in my house.  He is a little dog named Sammy, and he likes to chase squirrels around and around and out of the yard.  It might be more productive for your collecting and gathering, if you would stay out of our yard.  I do believe that one of these days, a poor little squirrel will be caught by Sammy and can't say that I will be shocked or saddened by the event.  Consider this your warning.  Happy Fall to you!

Sincerely,

Sammy's Mom

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